

Runaways Coach
She/Her
"H Face puts you in your place. She's the hammer, not the nail."

She/Her
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

She/Her

She/They
"Beat them if you can, survive if they let you."

She/Her
"Your ass is grass and she's gonna mow it"


She/Her
"She's in charge of your days and your nights. Wink!"

She/Her
"She hits like granite and will take you to the summit of pain"

She/Her
“She's all tricks and no treats-this lil' ghoul will knock you off your feet!“

She/Her
"I hope you're hungry. She's serving pain for breakfast!"

She/Her
"You'll be all out of health points when she's done with you"

She/Her
"You'll never know what hit you, you'll never see her closing in"


She/Her
"Coming down fast, don't let her break you!"

She/Her
"Don't let this babe catch you in her web"

She/Her
"She's a creep, she's a weirdo, but she knows what she's doing here"

She/Her
"Snap into a slim jam! OH YEEEEAH!"


Derailers Coach
She/Her


She/Her
"Straight out of the Lizzie Borden School of Anger Management. You won’t want to get caught on her chopping block!"

She/Her
"My bruises are my trophies."

She/Her
"When she rolls, you know there is going to be double damage"

She/Her
"She doesn't fear her demons, she feeds them"

She/Her
"Doing what she wants, when she wants, where she wants."

She/Her
"Lunachick Fringe - You know she's out there"

She/Her

She/Her
"She will knock some cents into you!"

She/Her
"You will crush on this girl, right before she crushes you!"

She/Her
"She'll fire your synapses and leave you feeling lobotomized!"


She/Her
“Set phasers to stunning"

She/Her
“better / Run run run run run run run away"

She/Her

She/Her
“Don't try this at home!"

She/Her
“She is Dex Bob-Omb and she’s here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"

She/Her
"Watch her stick the landing"


Boxcar Bruisers
Coach

Boxcar Bruisers
Coach

Boxcar Bruisers
Coach

She/Her
“She's locked and loaded and aiming for you!"

She/Her
“She knuckles up and buckles them down!"


She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

She/They
“You won't see them coming until it's too late."

They/Them

She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

She/They
"Taking thrash to the track, bruising bodies like a breakdown."

She/Her
“Half Goddess, Half Hell"

They/Them
"They're gonna wreck it!"

She/Her
"There's no crying in roller derby, but there will be if Dottie HITson gets ahold of you."


She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

She/Her

THIS
SHOULD BE
YOU!



Gwen "ArmaGWENdolyn" Brous
Gwen was a founding member of South Shore Roller Derby and let a lasting legacy on our league. She is missed by everyone who shared a track with her, whether teammate or opponent.
In memory of Gwen, a true wonder woman.