She/Her
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
She/They
"Beat them if you can, survive if they let you."
She/Her
"Your ass is grass and she's gonna mow it"
She/Her
"She's in charge of your days and your nights. Wink!"
She/Her
"She hits like granite and will take you to the summit of pain"
She/Her
“She's all tricks and no treats-this lil' ghoul will knock you off your feet!“
She/Her
"She eats pieces of her opponents for breakfast and she's HUNGRY"
She/Her
"You'll be all out of health points when she's done with you"
She/Her
"You'll never know what hit you, you'll never see her closing in"
She/Her
"Coming down fast, don't let her break you!"
She/Her
"Don't let this babe catch you in her web"
She/Her
"H Face puts you in your place. She's the hammer, not the nail."
She/Her
"She's a creep, she's a weirdo, but she knows what she's doing here"
She/Her
"She's taken better wizards than you to AzkaSLAM!"
She/Her
"Snap into a slim jam! OH YEEEEAH!"
She/Her
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She/Her
"Hope you had your Wheaties this morning because the Cereal Killer is coming for you!"
She/Her
"Straight out of the Lizzie Borden School of Anger Management. You won’t want to get caught on her chopping block!"
She/Her
"My bruises are my trophies."
She/Her
"When she rolls, you know there is going to be double damage"
She/Her
"She doesn't fear her demons, she feeds them"
She/Her
"Doing what she wants, when she wants, where she wants."
She/Her
"Lunachick Fringe - You know she's out there"
She/Her
She will knock some cents into you
She/Her
"You will crush on this girl, right before she crushes you!"
She/Her
"She'll fire your synapses and leave you feeling lobotomized!"
She/Her
“Set phasers to stunning"
She/Her
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She/Her
“Don't try this at home!"
She/Her
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She/Her
“She's locked and loaded and aiming for you!"
She/Her
“Quote coming soon!"
They/Them
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She/Her
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She/They
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They/She
"They're gonna wreck it!"
She/Her
“She knuckles up and buckles them down!"
She/Her
“Quote coming soon!"
She/Her
"She's trading her chucks for skates and is ready to unleash punky power on you!"
She/Her
“Quote coming soon!"
She/Her
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She/Her
"Watch her stick the landing"
Little Merdermaid
“Quote Coming Soon!"
She/They
“You won't see them coming until it's too late."
She/Her
“Quote coming soon!"
Slammy
“Quote coming soon!"
She/Her
“Half Goddess, Half Hell"
She/Her
"There's no crying in roller derby, but there will be if Dottie HITson gets ahold of you"
She/Her
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Gwen "ArmaGWENdolyn" Brous
In loving memory of Gwen 'ArmaGWENdolyn' Brous. Gwen was a founding member of South Shore Roller Derby and left a lasting legacy on our league. She is missed by everyone who shared the track with her, whether teammate or opponent.
In memory of Gwen, a true wonder woman.