Meet the League

Skaters

ShannonBall #007

Pump-up Song:

‘Don’t Stop Me
Now’ by Queen

Favorite Food:

Pasta!!!

Jammer/Pivot/Blocker:

Jammer

Brazilian Bomber #7090

Claud van Dame #4038

Story behind your derby name:

My name is a spin off of Claude Van Damme; I wanted something punny. I knew dame was equivalent of a female knight in the UK, hence, Claud Van Dame.

One thing you love about Roller Derby:

I love that you become part of a cohesive unit that plays an awesome sport.

Leggs Benedict #1395

Story behind your derby name:

At the call-out, about 5 people on the team mentioned my long legs, so I knew that had to be part of my name. Ironically, I hate eggs Benedict!

Favorite Food:

Give me all the peaches!

Spookie Smackhouse #1031

Dex Bob-omb #1020

Hidden talent or hobby:

Photography and meowing like a cat.

What inspired you to join?:

I was inspired to join seeing these amazing people play and compete- it made me want to join the fun!

Mad Eye Booty #934

Story behind your derby name:

I’ve been a huge Harry Potter fan nerd since 5th or 6th grade. Mad Eye Moody, but you know… I got a booty!

Jammer/Pivot/Blocker:

I play all positions.

H Face Killa #789

El Kapitan #1024

Story behind your derby name:

New state, new name! Indiana Jane was my old name and homage to my home state. When I moved back, I chose El Kapitan since it is my literal name but also one of the coolest western mountains.

Pump-up Song:

Anything Lady Gaga.

Bad N Boujee #808

Alliekazam #721

Story behind your derby name:

I joined to meet people in the area and get some exercise.

Pump-up Song:

Anything early 2000’s pop punk.

Favorite Food:

I loveeeeee sushi!

JannaConda #703

Pump-up Song:

“Volcanos” by Fall Out Boy

What inspired you to join?:

My sister in law convinced me to join

Melvira #666

Spider Baby #610

Pump-up Song:

Anything Ramones, B-52’s, Twisted Sister’s “We’re not Gonna Take it”

Hidden talent or hobby:

I love art and photography.

What inspired you to join?:

The movie Whip It inspired me to join, of course!

Heather Skelter #555

Havana Slamma #537

Trauma Queen #333

Valravn #314

Story behind your derby name:

Valravn is a roller coaster at Cedar Point. The lore behind a Valravn is also pretty awesome.

Jammer/Pivot/Blocker:

Pivot/blocker but also will jam.

Shrike O Killa #301

Pump-up Song:

“Psycho Killer” by the Talking Heads (it is my theme song, ya know).

Favorite Food:

Mediterranean or donuts, but only those good fresh ones from Munster Donuts!

Hidden talent or hobby:

Birding is my fav hobby/passion/obsession and with that I use mnemonics to learn and remember bird songs

Rainbow Fright #222

Jonbenet Slamsey #138

Holly Peno #85

Creep it Lo #83

Favorite Food:

Carbs

Jammer/Pivot/Blocker:

Blocker always. Pivot 72% of the time.

Hidden talent or hobby:

I love skating at skateparks and cruising down trails. I also love traveling, preferable road trips!

LiRoy Jenkins #39

Pump-up Song:

My bout day playlist includes
Lizzo, Robyn, Remi Wolf, La Roux, and pretty
much any female vocalist with a fun beat

Favorite Food:

I am always down for pizza, sushi or ice cream.

Megalodon #22

Ovarian Sis #14

Tinasaurus Wrecks #3

Pump-up Song:

Rosanna by Toto

Favorite Food:

Potatoes, in any form!

Hidden talent or hobby:

True Crime aficionado

Licia Fury

Rae Gun

Story behind your derby name:

The reason behind my name is to remind me to bring all the energy to the game!

One thing you love about Roller Derby:

I’m very new to the game but I love it! The organization has been welcoming and fun! It has been a great opportunity to learn something totally out of my norm!

Caboose TA

Story behind your derby name:

I wanted to be South Shore themed and to show support to the team- have their back. The T-A was so if I invite family or friends to a bout, they could find me. There’s Amber. Any Selena fans may also remember when she’s wearing her stage clothes, her dad is criticizing it and she says “its a bustier!”. “Boosty Yay” wasn’t South Shore enough!

Maniac #13

Favorite Food:

Tacos or anything Mexican really

One thing you love about Roller Derby:

I loooove that roller derby has given me a chance to meet an amazing kicka** group of people from all over the area.

Farles in Charge #10

Lucha Gora #4

Story behind your derby name:

I’m a huge professional wrestling fan and I’ve always loved luchadores especially, so it’s a play on that.

Jammer/Pivot/Blocker:

I mainly block or pivot and only jam if I absolutely have to.

Penny Punisher #01

Orange Whip

Referees

Tekilla Shot

Wits End

Machete Page

Non-Skating Officials

Major Gaines

Machete Page

Licia Fury